• God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(via touchmykittykat)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via skittles-kids)

"I’m becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less in public. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything."

dwarferinthetardis:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:

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This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)